Virgos are critical, hardworking, rational, methodical, analytical creatures (their eternal hair-splitting and intuition can be maddening!). They have a highly-developed sense of order and tend to be somewhat distanced and reserved, which can make them seem quite arrogant. Vulgarisms, rude jokes, general stupidity and irresponsibility bother them immensely. They are often criticized for being too critical and annoying since they are never completely satisfied. They make loyal and trusting friends, their only fault being that they can overdo it with their advice and concern. They will be there for people they love no matter what – they will have no problem running to the pharmacy to get you aspirin, but they will also read everything written on the box. They take great care of their health and appearance. For Virgos, nothing is ever so good that it couldn’t be better or improved somehow. Their attention to detail makes them great analysts, with keen understanding for their own goals and intentions, as well as for other people’s.

They like:

J punctuality

J quality perfume, shampoo and cosmetics

J making lists

J small animals

They hate:

L crowds and noisy places

L people who don’t close the toothpaste

L people who move their things

L being still

Him: Abstract romances of a novel type are something you will never experience with a Virgo man, since he is extremely practical. Don’t expect much passion or erotic games from Virgo. Also, a love affair burdened with tearful moments and romantic displays will make him run for his life. He will take as much time as necessary to carefully single out “the right one” between many candidates, as he is very picky and critical in his choices – he wants a true and honest relationship, and will often rather stay single than lower his criteria. However, once he falls in love, Virgo man is very gentle and affectionate, with incredible memory – he will never forget an anniversary or a birthday. His loved one just needs to grow accustomed to his criticisms and somewhat extreme thriftiness and accept the fact that he is a pathological hair-splitter who can’t help himself.

Her: A female Virgo is usually quite withdrawn and reserved, and will often pick a partner who is well-off or at least has great financial perspective – this is not because she is materialistic by nature, but because she is extremely practical. This is the only woman in the Zodiac who can be odiously righteous and charmingly romantic at the same time. Whoever falls in love with this impeccable perfectionist should come to terms with keeping up a flawless appearance and shaving twice a day. Although she is annoyingly pedantic in every detail and overly critical, there is something gracious and irresistible about her. Virgos are often pathologically jealous because their own lack of imagination and passion makes them think that their partners are cheating on them, so it’s not a rarity to discover them lurking from the bushes, checking on their lover playing soccer with his buddies.